I emailed this to my friends/family and then decided it was worth sharing with all who would read.
Just wanted to share the latest "Avery saying". Warning: Not for the faint of heart. :)
Background...She's been having some bowel movement issues. We'll leave it at that. We had to tell her that if she didn't go, we were going to have to use a sapository. See if you can guess how Jim explained one to her....(the shape)
Today....she went into the bathroom to go. Of course she wanted me in there. (Nothing I would rather do.) She gets that look of fear on her face that it's going to hurt. So, me, being the cheerleader I am, start chanting a little cheer to encourage her. Pretty soon (longer than I would have liked), I hear several big droppings go into the toilet. She gets this big grin on her face and we high five and hug.
After she gets off, she says, "Mommy, I guess this means I don't have to have a bullet now."
Yep, for real.